Poor sad little blog…and also SUPERWIN for me

I haven’t abandoned you, really.  I’ ve just been searching for a general theme to kind of tie everything together.  I think I’ve got something coming together…we’ll see soon!

A few months ago, I posted a Twilight rant.  Don’t hold your breath, I still think those books aren’t worth a cent.  I’d just like to add that I have a famous author on my side!  I guess I wasn’t the only person who went apeshit when someone actually had the gall to compare Stephanie Meyer to J.K. Rowling. 

Stevie seyz; “The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephanie Meyer can’t write worth a darn.  She’s not very good.”

It’s like…I can hear the bells of intelligent thinking tolling in the background as people realize that Meyer is a bad writer. 

Stevie goes on to talk about how Meyer is appealing directly to young teenage girls and their tingly emotions about sex and love.  Did I, or did I not write that Meyer is a PANDERER and that her books are the adolescent girl’s WET DREAM?

I think I did. 

They’re like, dirty romance novels for tweens.  And believe me, I know.  I accidentally bought one when I was 13, and I was kind of disappointed to see that the book I bought wasn’t a mystery, like I thought, but instead a very…graphic…romance.

Anyways, I so called it about Meyer.  I want to send my Twilight rant to Stephen King, so I can be like, “we are SO on the same page, can I plz visit your FL pad?”

If you’d like to read, I dunno, a decent book, read “On Writing”, by Stephen King.  It’s a fantastic read, I’ve already gone through it like 5 times.  You discover surprising things, like that King wasn’t born in a monster factory (contrary to popular belief).

In all serious, it’s a memoir about King’s life and experience in writing.  It’s down to Earth, honest, and humorous.  It’s real life, vampires and werewolves not included.

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~ by thelastmeow on March 5, 2009.

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